Issue Glue 007

I keep having this imagined conversation with Mr. T.

The persona, or Laurence Tureaud?

Yes. It goes, Me: “I have to ask you, Mr. T., is it still your policy to pity a fool?” Him: [dead stare]….

[Eye roll]

Finally he says, “Some fools don’t get the full pity, only an ity. That’s a lesser pity, an ity pity, an ity bitty pity, FOO-L.”

I hope that was the whole story…

Is that a sideways Kanye reference? Ohhh-yeeeah.

because I wasn’t going to let you finish.

[typing…tap tap click] “Reason for cancelling your Netflix account?:” SCREW plans coming together.