Issue Glue 003

The only reason I don’t get run down dozens of times a year is the other driver would wreck the paint job on his car.

Faith in humanity waning today?

Not at all. It’s the predictability of evil that makes it manageable.

What about random aggression, violence, and destruction in the world?

Well, I’m working on a concept called WTF Insurance. It’s regular insurance but with better marketing.

Tell me, what’d be the premium on a policy that covers the conversation we’re having right now?

“Cheque”? How quaint. Anyway, ready to leave?

Hold on, I don’t need to know—I’ll just write you a blank cheque.

We’re taking separate vehicles.