Issue Glue 006

That moment you pick up something you think is full and heavy—BUT NO, it’s empty!

Like a milk carton.

For example, sure.

That someone completely drained and then put back in the fridge.

Anyway, miscalculated muscle contractions cause a startling effect: 1) For a brief moment you. are. Superman.

Lactose intolerant Clark Kent does not approve.

And 2) if you’re a Marvel purist, you feel guilty.

So, that’s one, what’s two?

Pandering never goes out of style, does it.