Issue Glue 006
That moment you pick up something you think is full and heavy—BUT NO, it’s empty!
Like a milk carton.
For example, sure.
That someone completely drained and then put back in the fridge.
Anyway, miscalculated muscle contractions cause a startling effect: 1) For a brief moment you. are. Superman.
Lactose intolerant Clark Kent does not approve.
And 2) if you’re a Marvel purist, you feel guilty.
So, that’s one, what’s two?
Pandering never goes out of style, does it.